I don't know what to think.
O'Reilly told me to boycott French goods.
Jennings told me that Toby Keith's lyrics aren't appropriate.
Cheney said it would be a two week war.
The protestors told me that there shouldn't be a war for oil.

Well, I've thought about it.
I didn't have french fries for lunch even though I ate at Mickey D's.
I listened to Whitney on my way to the driving range even though she can't sing.
I bought a virtual calendar that turns real time into Cheney time so it's going to be two months before April fool's day.
I got on encarta.com to find the dates of the previous American imperialist wars but couldn't find any (unless you count that skirmish with Mexico a long time ago).

You know, those guys are full of it. I'm going to start thinking for myself.
Starting now.

I love America and everything it stands for.
It's a just war for a just cause.
You go, America.